
“I WOULD, BUT I DON’T WANT TO.” 😏
Finally, a mug for people who are done making up excuses.
No fake appointments.
No mysterious headaches.
No “maybe next time.”
You could go. You could help. You could leave the house.
But you don’t want to. And that’s enough. 😂
Featuring bold retro lettering and a perfectly unapologetic message, this tee is made for introverts, homebodies, boundary setters, chronic invitation dodgers, and anyone who appreciates saying exactly what everyone else is thinking.
✨ Funny without trying too hard
✨ Retro-inspired design
✨ An instant conversation starter
✨ Perfect gift for your favorite “absolutely not” person
.: Black ceramic material with a glossy finish
.: One size: 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Lead and BPA-free
Microwave-safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from ceramic and has a glossy finish
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use
Made in China
This mug is originally sourced from China. It will likely include a small sticker on the bottom that says "Made in China".
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Complies with US FDA CPG Sec.545.400 and Coalition for Safe Ceramicware (CSC)
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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