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I'd Help, But... Softcover Journal

$15.00
Page count: 100 pages (50 sheets)
Page type: Ruled line
Size: 5.75" x 8"
Quantity
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About the product

I’d Help, But… 😏🏛️

Sometimes you want to lend a hand. Sometimes… circumstances make that difficult.

Meet “I’d Help, But…” — classical art meets modern-day excuses. Featuring an armless Greek statue delivering the most historically accurate reason for staying out of it.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates dry humor, sarcasm, ancient art, history, mythology, or a really good excuse.

Wear the joke or put it somewhere everyone can see it. Available on T-shirts and other merch, so you can bring a little classical indifference to your wardrobe, desk, kitchen, or gift list.

🎁 Great for:
• Art & history lovers
• Teachers and professors
• Museum people
• Sarcasm enthusiasts
• Coworkers who are definitely not getting involved
• That friend who always has an excuse

.: One size: 5.75" x 8" (14.6 x 20.3 cm)
.: 80lb Text paper (120gsm)
.: Thickness: 100 pages: 0.25" (6.4mm) and 200 pages - 0.45" (11.4mm)
.: Perforated (tear-off) pages
.: Available with 100 pages (50 sheets) and 200 pages (100 sheets)
.: Soft satin finish cover with rounded corners
.: 6 customizable inner pages (3 sheets)
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Vibrant colors

Vibrant colors

The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs

Perforated pages

Perforated pages

Handy perforated paper allows tearing away the journal pages if needed

Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards..

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